"Good Evening, Ma'am, is your husband home?"

"Why, I'm afraid he's not. He isn't usually home until after six. Can I help you?"

"As a matter of fact, ma'am, I believe you could. I'm with Publisher's Clearing House and I'm here to profer one cashier's check in the amount of $4,000, paid to the order of your husband."

"Oh my! Oh, wow, gosh! Let me try and get him on the telephone at the office. Perhaps he can rush here early! Oh! He'll be so excited! Oh, do come in!"

"Thank you, ma'am."

"Please, please, have a seat. Oh my! This is so exciting, you know we rarely have any excitement like this... Let me get him on the telephone right away... Oh, where are my manners? May I get you some coffee or anything else to drink?"

"No ma'aam, that's quite alright but thank you for asking. You go ahead and ring up your husband, I'm sure he'll be just as excited as you are. This is a lovely home you have here, by the way."

"Oh thank you! Yes, I'll ring him now. Oh, he'll be thrilled!" [Moves to telephone]

"I'm sure he will, ma'am!"

"Hello..? Hello, Fred? Fred, honey, it's me. You'll never guess what happened! No..! No, nothing bad! No, good news! Fred, honey, calm down! Fred, no..."

"Ma'am?"

"Fred, no... Hold on, the man wants to say something... No, it's not that, Fred! No... No, I would never... No, you don't understand... Yes! Yes, you should come down here! No, not to do that, just come down and you'll see. Here, he wants to speak to you..." [Hands phone over]

"Sir? Yes, my name is QueYall got da game all fuCCed up Cuzz....Im Rollin 60 NHC strait outta muthafuCCin 6-Tray an Slauson and i dont kno NO LoC dat talk like dat on sum real Cuzz shit LoCyou speak crip talk to other G.C memeber, and enemies not to ununiformed people that dont have flags or tatts that rep they set.check this Cuzzin, alot of yall still old school GET MONEY, and if you wonna kill dont do it unless you really have to alot of yall dont even have a hustle game and just craccalaccen on a damn color and dont have bond money. thats what you call [foot soldier],in this real life hustle. AND true MAFIANS dont yeal out mafia, MAFIA. how in the hell you call yourself mafia when it is to Ce seCret socioety. MUCH LOVE TO THE HUMBLE CRIPS AND 8 BALLEN, CRIPS AND FOLK NATIONS [IM A MAN SO I REP THE SIX STAR WE WILL -NOT BE- RULED BY THE BELLY OF THE BEAST A FEMALE THATS ON HER PERIOD SCREAMING THE FLOOD THE FLOOD. THE FLAME IS BLUE BEFORE ITS RED. F. C R I P" [Throws phone through window]

[Cat enters house via ceiling, speaks]

"Maryland is in sorry shape if you ask me. I can't believe they did so poorly against Florida State of all teams. Their upcoming matches against Duke should be bloodbaths but you never really know with the ACC. Tonight before the UT/TT game Coaches Knight and Barnes stood at half-court as the former presented the latter with some sort of strange plaque. At points it seemed like Knight was choking up or near tears. What the hell was that all about?"

[House explodes]